Sunday, December 20, 2009

Jesus Knows You're Here!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

This post was reproduced from an email I received and thought it was so funny that I wanted to share it with my blog readers.

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Unknown said...

Karen! This is the funniest joke ever! Can I use this on my blog during the week? So funny! LOVED it : ) You made me laugh out loud on this cold snowy morning. Thank you

: ) Have a great Sunday!

The Author said...

Ha, ha, ha!!! That was so cool Karen. I really enjoyed it and can't wait to tell people. Thanks!

Sandee said...

Yep, you have to watch out for Jesus.

Have a terrific Sunday Karen. :)

Rebecca said...

LOL!!! That's a good one!!

Jennifer said...

LOL! I am going to have to remember that one. Very funny. Just stopping by to say thank you for visiting my blog and leaving comments!

Carol said...

funny. I had a bird and all it could do was immitate the door bell and the washing machine alarms. Annoying as crap.

Kathi said...

Karen, This joke is so cute. Thank you for stopping by my blog today from SITS. Bless you, Kathi

baby names said...

Christians, do you believe that you're representing Jesus accurately here?

Karen & Gerard Zemek said...

Life with Kaishon: Glad you liked this joke. Of course you can post it too, would appreciate some link love though.

Mountain Woman, Rebecca, Jennifer, Kathi: Glad you found it funny too!

Carol: My birds never talked but I liked how they would chirp when I played the piano and early in the morning. I can see how imitating the door bell and washing machine alarms would be annoying.

Baby Names: It's a joke, lighten up. Jesus does see everything, you know but obviously isn't fierce like a Rotweiler. I am a Christian and found this joke to be very funny. Sorry if you don't see the humor here.

Mrs4444 said...

I LOVE it! haha

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